I Say He Says - Psycho!

One fine night....

Me: Sometimes I just like to stare at her when she's sleeping. So sweet so cute my baby girl. Sometimes I still cannot believe I so pandai give birth to her!

Dear Hubby: Yeah. 

Me: Eiii why so monotonous one! So not loving one you! I heart to heart talking now le!

Dear Hubby: I know what you mean. I used to stare at you sleeping too.

Me: OMG!!! When when?!?! Why you so psycho? Yerrrr....

Dear Hubby: Hahahahahhaah.

OMG.

I married a pseudopsycho.

Pseudo la!!! Coz I know it's because he loves me so so so much he wanna stare at me sleeping. 

Like the way I stare at Baby Maya now.

❤❤❤

I Say He Says - Don't Go!

Dear Hubby: No need to go back Sarikei la. You on leave dy what. I'll give The Nanny a call.

Me: But air tickets already bought and you will come back in 3days what.

Dear Hubby: I'll miss Baby Maya alot. I want to see her everyday.

Me: Hah?!? No need to see me la? 

Dear Hubby: Hehehe... You also la. You secondary. Mostly her. Mainly her.

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Already become secondary so fast. 

Kns. 

Have a Happy Family Day y'all!!!!

Dear Hubby is back!!!

The title is pretty obvious.

And if you follow me on Instagram, you would know it already. Follow me @wendy_choc.

Dear Hubby surprised us twosome when he suddenly showed up at the door!!!

*crymyheartoutoverlyoverwhelmingextremelytouched*

Only he can make me cry like a friggin baby. *uwaaa ❤❤❤

Relief washed over me and only I realised how stressed I was the last week. *sniff

Working full time, nursing, studying and a crying angry baby, alone. Not exactly alone, but lonely. You get the picture. *sniff

"I miss you gals so much. I just decided to get on the plane to see you two. I worry la".

*uuuwaaaahhhh Sooo friggin touched like in drama~~~

I know I'm a parent. But only the last week, I truly comprehend the full meaning to that statement. To carry the responsibilities of a baby solely, to shoulder it alone - might as well throw me into the crocodile farm. It's truly overwhelming laaa!!!

I honestly did not expect to feel so lost like that! 

*sniff sniff

And to see him standing in front of me like that.... I was just choked with emotions. A rush of gratitude, relief and longingness suddenly flooded me and I couldn't do anything else. Lol. Really, I just stood there for a full minute and then only I went and hugged him when reality finally knocked into my stunned head. Tears that were brimming my eyes finally found their release.

I always thought that I'm a strong woman. And perhaps I still am. Hey, I didn't ask for help, did I.
Until a man returns and makes our lives even better.
A nice comforting secured feeling. That I yearn, the times he was gone. 

My family is back together!!! I'm so so so thankful and so so so happy beyond words!!!

My family, my life. 

Though, Baby Maya is a little angry at her Daddy for leaving her. The first evening was terrible for her, as I was for me, because Dear Hubby always hugs and plays with her and then suddenly no more when he left.

How I know she misses him? When I put him on loudspeaker (she was still crying, refusing to feed or sleep), suddenly she calmed down and stopped crying. Seriously I swear. Then she twisted and turned vigorously, her eyes darting here and there - she was looking for her Daddy!!! Serious shit. I swear. 

So..... She just cock-stared him for a while and then refused to look at him anymore!!! Merajuk!!! Its really funny!!! But sad for Dear Hubby. He tried the whole night to play with her and make her smiles back. Kesian... Pity him~~ Haha!!! 

I am no Le Homemaker. I can only conjure these up in the kitchen for my hungry Dear hubby who showed up at 8.30pm. 

Instant noodles with sausages and stir fry vege.

Said it was simply the best meal for him. That week.

❤❤❤ Him and me both, actually. 
To have someone to share with. *sniff

Our family reunited!!! *jumpinghappily

Note: Baby Maya merajuk face. Haha....

See? She is actually secretly happy! 

Very pandai this Baby Maya.
Only pretending to be mad. Only refusing to let Daddy see her smiling sweetly ~~~

Just in time to bring Baby Maya for her monthly check up. 4months old already. Growing well! Awesomeness!!! 

On the way to The Nanny in the morning.

Bonding bonding.... Daddy and Baby Maya~~

Time for tuck in. Daddy? Tuck me in!!!
Dear Hubby: Okay okay, little my princess!

Ciaoz....

For more pictures on cute Baby Maya, follow me @wendy_choc!

We will be flying again to Kuching for Dermatology Re-update Course over the weekend.
Till then!

Sneaky Adorable Baby Maya

Had a dream last night.

A nightmare to be exact.

Dreamt that Dear Hubby came back and suddenly asked for a divorce.

 !!!!!!!!!!!! 

He met a woman in pub and was mesmerised by her. Wtf. Actually she was my friend's cousin. Wtf. He wanted to leave Baby Maya and I on the spot. Like kena bomoh. Suddenly grew out of love. Kns. By the woman who happened to be fat. Was so depressed in the dream! Ishhh~

Video called him in the next morning (today) and insisted on checking the room via the camera.

Hahahahha... I know! So crazy early in the morning. Damn paranoid siao lang.....

But he complied - laughing and calling me sampat along the way.

Both of us know it's just a dream but through the years, he has learnt to just play along. 

p/s: I browsed through the FB last night and saw the above-mentioned friend's cousin profile. And then talked to Dear Hubby before sleep. He so enjoy la, went out yamcha until late late. Figure that's how this weird crazy dream came about. Overworked excited neurotransmitter and funny chemical firings in the brain.

So.... 

This is my evil plan to make sure he doesn't forget how sweet AND adorable the twosome here. 

Baby Maya is the mastermind though. :P

"Mummy says must act cute. I AM cute. Act what lagi?!? Adults are so troublesome."

"Oooh, is that the camera? Oh oh... So fast meh... Wait wait... Steady..... Smile ~~~"

"Ughhhh.... Arghhh... Ughhhh... Nobody told me that pillow fighting is so tiring for a mini person like me." -__-

"Yay! Fresh linen.. My favourite! Hmmph... Camera again.. Bluek! Uh-oh.. Ooops, I think I just drool on it!"

"Feeding myself~~ So clever me! *proud* 

Psssstt - hope nobody sees Mummy's giant hand there!"

"The Slow Subtle and NonObvious way to get Mummy out of the way!"

"See? I knew I will succeed! Daddy called and missed us terribly, Mummy!"

Sorry last picture not so clear because Baby Maya so kepoh wanna hold the phone! 

Scheming Twosome! 

:DDD

The.Most.Embarrassing.Day.Of.My.Life.Ever.

OMG OMG OMG!!!

I just want to dig a hole in the ground and NEVER surface ever again! E.V.E.R.

What a day! What an embarrassing day! Ever. In. My. Life. FML. Ever.

If I was back in primary school and had to write an essay on "The most embarrassing day/incident in my life", today would be it. 

The F**king Most Embarrassing Day Of All Mediocre Embarrassing Days.

I have my fair share of siah suey paiseh incidents happened to me.
Who doesn't. Duh.

But this is THE WORST. Ever.


And to think it happened at work. -__-

I dunno how to show face ever again. Ever. Seriously...

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So, I am just going to shout it out loud and get this over with. Get it out of my system and out of my mind. I am not going to describe slowly because it is just toooo friggin tantalizing! OMG!!!

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I was expressing my breast milk in the room and my nurse walked in on me.

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There.

Out in the air.
Out from my mind.
Not my history anymore.
Ever.


Hahahhaha.... Hahahhaha.... Serious shit that happened.


I guess it is like when you are masturbating and someone walked in on you. I guess the exposed nakedness feeling is the same.
Like WTF. I looked like a frigging robotcop. *uuuwaaaahhh
Spoit la my image!!! ~~~
You know, with the pump hanging like that. *uuuwaaaaaa

Soooo damn freaking paisehhhh...
Arrghhh!!! KNS!

I wanna die of embarrassment.
Why must it happened to me!!! :((((

I won't even bother drawing a vivid image. You can go google and see how it is like. Or you will know when you have a nursing wife or sister or whoever. And to be seen like that by someone other than my own family.


Oh the horror. The shock. The terror. The torment. The vulnerability.

Just taunting me.

Wtf so many kns kns kns thing happening to me when Dear Hubby is not around!!! When I need a consoling hug the most!!! And someone to comfort me, telling me it is okay. Repeating to me that it is not so paiseh after all...

* anyways, for you American readers out there, 'paiseh' means embarrassed (can be noun or verb or adjective) in Hokkien *


Dear Hubby would probably say something like this (in his monotonous calming voice, of course): Why you paiseh. Everyone also have breasts. No need to paiseh. Your nurse is a female what. A mother of three lagi. She knows de la.

Probably.

He said the same thing many many years before. When one of my besties bla bla on me when I was bla bla bla in the toilet in Prague. Drunk. Hahhaha... Yes dear. If you are reading this. It's amazing how you still accept me and love me for who I am after that. Hahhaha... Hahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaa....... Not to mention another embarrassing stunt after my wedding dinner in Muar.

Ehhhh.... Wtf do I have so many embarrassing moments wan!!!


Probably no need to paiseh right? Right?

Plus, it already happened. Nothing I can do. I didn't even managed to cover up. -__-
Wtf. Stop stop! DO NOT go there anymore. Ever.


But, come to think of it.... I think my nurse might be feeling all the same things too. No? Right....?
She walked in on me.... like that. I don't know how is she going to erase that image away.
Will she see the two bottles hanging off me whenever she sees me now? Hahhahaha.....


Hahhaahaha..... OMG........ Hahhahaha....
Hahhaahahahahahha...... Why I so lame now... o__O


Now, I pity her more than me!
*uuuuwaaaa crying with mixed relief and still embarrassed

In case you are wondering, I DID locked the door la. You think I moron is it? I double locked it even!

It's just that she never gave a second thought of why the room is locked and straight away opened it with her spare keys.

And got the surprise of her life.

It happened in a split second and I don't even have time to process what was happening and it happened. 

Stunned like shit. -__-

Wtf kns.

There were two patients sitting outside that culprit room door. Opposite way.
Luckily they are all females. Mid-fourties. They are eye patients. Vision problem. Probably. Hopefully?


Haaaaiiihhhhh~~~
Why so eventful this week!!??!! With the egg explosion and now this.
*uuuwaaaaa such disbelief

Surreal.
Why la did it happened at all?!!??


My life has been a little monotonous lately.
Maybe God is trying to jolt me up.
And He decided to straight up with a high voltage.
-__- His way of waking me up.


Haih haih haih....
Hahhahahhahaa....

*fuuhhhh *exhale *inhale
*calm down calm down

I can get through this.
Because I am thick-faced  strong and brave enough. Hahahhaha......

Now let's hope I don't dream about this tonight.
And YOU don't dream of it!
Wtf if you do, please come over and I will slap the hell out of you!!!

Home Twosome - Imissulaaa *uwaaa*

Dear Hubby drove back to Kuching alone just this afternoon. So left me and Baby Maya twosome here.

*uwahhhh

He has some business to attend to in Kuching. Otherwise for sure my Dear Hubby won't leave us. He kept reminding me to lock this, close this and that, don't forget this that, be careful, drive safe. 

YOU laaa BE SAFE! BOTH OF US NEED YOU BACK WITH US SAFELY!! YOU DRIVE SAFE!! 

*uuuwahhhh wahhhhh*

Haha in case you are wondering why on earth did he bring back the vacuum for. The clean freak of his wife asked him to clean the Kuching house while he is back. Hahaha!

So spacious can fit his Tallboy. Yes, that's the name of his bike. -__-

And his biker friends know him as Tallboy too. -__- (I know!)

Anyways.... We'll definitely be safe here, since we are practically staying IN the hospital. Yes, we accommodate in the hospital quarter. Which is inside the hospital compound. Got 24H free security. Actually I'm not sure if it's free or we are paying. There is this young guard who rides the motorbike and goes around the hospital 'doing rounds'. Even at night. Like very the song. He always has a bigass white headphone on. Playing some Dangduts. Don't know if he can hear me if I shout for help. Still, it's nice to know that someone will be around. Somewhere. 

Come to think of it, the last time EVER that we were separated was in 2008-2009. Yes, a whole year. He graduated and came back for housemanship while I stayed in Cold Moscow for my final year.

That time was not so hard because I have awesome awesome iloveallofyou friends with me there. I still remember vividly the time when I cried my eyes out - the final year they celebrated my 24th birthday with me. My these awesome dontknowwhatididmypastlifetodeservesuchawesome friends gave me a surprise party and home-baked cake and a surprise touching video clip from Dear Hubby for me! 

My very first birthday video clip (of and from Le Familia because I so friggin missed them all the time then) was done by Dear Hubby on my 21st birthday and since then had became a tradition (wtf why I don't have birthday clips now in Malaysia! Haha) in Cold Moscow. 

*uuwahhh wailing

So......

Here, now... I'm alone la! With Baby Maya. I love her alot but all she does is basically play drink poop sleep. Haha. 

Daddy Daddy! Why are you in the phone? Come out!

Anyways, 'fraid not! I'm just being overly dramatic. Haha.. It is just for a week or so. Hahaha.. Yeah I know. Not so long what. YOU COME AND TRY BE IN MY SHOE! KNS. It's somewhat nicer to have a man at home la. Sense of security, wash this, throw that, carry this, lift that. But somehow, I know we will be fine la. Because I geng la, can kao tim everything myself. 

Perhaps I'll purposely post a picture of us twosome here everyday.. In the facebook. Then he will miss us so so so much, he will quickly settle his stuff and come back for the weekend.

Muahahhahaa *evil laughs

Just us twosome...

In preparation for the doomsday absence of Dear Hubby, I won't be eating out so much. So boring go out alone makan. We went grocery shopping before he left.

Nom noms...

Darn! Just realised I eat alot of junk. Haha. Bet all of you too! Fast and easy and economical right? 

But if I develop diabetes or hypertension, you will know why. Haha!

I bought carrots and broccoli and cabbages and crabstick and chicken fillets as well laaaa... I'll just dump all the goodness + a cube into the rice cooker and voila! Porridge!!!

Ha hahahha!

I bet Baby Maya will grow up enjoying grocery shopping with her parents as they also like to eat junk themselves. Such bad examples! *pretend *pretend *tsk tsk

I have tucked Baby Maya to sleep. Today she so manja. It's like she somehow sensed that her Daddy not around. 

My Si Manja so manja...

Then.... KNS DISASTER SURE TO HAPPEN WHEN DEAR HUBBY IS NOT AROUND!!!

Initially planned to have egg sandwich. To munch. Boiled an egg in the pot. Then suddenly heard a loud "BOM" in the kitchen. Wtf. SCARE DIE ME! THE BLOODY EGG EXPLODED!! Friggin eggshells everywhere la.... KNS KNS KNS!!! Friggin busuk already the egg!! Kns. Putrefied stench filled the room. OMG!!! Nauseas like hell. Panic... Seriously kns. Why the egg explode at this time! *sniff

If Dear Hubby was here, he would be the one collecting the mess I created (again). Haih.. So sad I had to scoop the stupid eggshells and the busuk eggyolk and clean the smelly pot myself. Stupid bloody egg.

You can imagine how smelly is the kitchen now!!!

 Haihhh.... I can survive this.....

Had tuna instead.

Tomorrow will be another day, like this. Twosome. Without the fart-like explosion. 

Let's pray for me that Baby Maya will be good for me. Especially in the car when I drive her to and fro The Nanny. Thank you! :D 

Please let the eggs be all good also tomorrow. :DDD Thank you.

We miss you!

I love you! 

And I'm gonna call you now. :D

Hehehe.....

Working Mum - What?!!? Almost a disaster! Almost!

Received a referral from a MA of rural clinic during my A&E oncall. And this was how the conversation went:

Paraphrasing. And a simplified version. 

MA: Doctor, I have two cases to refer. Satu, foreign body in arm. Budak kecik. Saya tak dapat remove. 

Me: Okay. Foreign body apa tuh? Mcm mana boleh enter tangan?

MA: Foreign body. Tak sure la. Tak dapat remove. Tak sure. Puncture wound. Patient stable.

Pretty pleasant day. Not worth getting upset. Anyhow also need to remove. But of course I asked more questions. Nicely. Maybe just a tiny hint of annoyance. But kesian him sounded so nervous already. But who ask him never clerked properly. 

Me: Okay. Bagi IM ATT. Lagi satu? 

MA: Young female complained of suprapubic pain. 

Bla bla bla. Turned out she had UTI.

MA: Saya sudah bagi potassium chloride.

Me: HAH!!!! WHAT?!!?!! Kamu bagi apa!!??!

(Half shouted. Worse case scenario running through my mind - IV KCl?!?)

MA: Eh eh.. Bukan bukan.. Yang untuk treat dysuria tuh.. 

Me: ?Ural sachet?

MA: Yes yes boss. (Literally can feel him shaking)
Me: Confirmed ural sachet?
MA: Yes yes yes boss. Confirmed.

OMG!!!

Almost died then. Scare die me! *uwahhh.... crying with relief

The day could go one way or the other.

Of course I drilled him and confirmed that he indeed did not give KCl.
I hope he went back and read on ural sachet. I lagi hope he knows what KCl is. 

Asked him to send over that patient too because she had fever as well.
And wanted to inspect her myself. 

-__-

Admittedly I was quite pissed off. Jolted my otherwise a peaceful day like a shock. 

After making sure both were okay, after confirming that that day was indeed a non-disaster day... I sat down and reflected. 

Suddenly, I couldn't help laughing a bit. It is not funny. Not funny. Nor a laughing matter. But I just couldn't help it... Hahaha...

Anyone who knows me, will know about my wicked sense of humour.

Hahaha. He some more proudly mentioned that. 
The image that popped immediately in my mind at that time was shooting IV KCl. 
Not funny at that time.
People come with UTI nia wanna give KCl. Hahahaha...Haha... A bit funny now.

Honest mistake? Reply too fast? Talk too fast when nervous? 

I don't know. I hope so. Actually, to be fair, I think so. 
Poor guy became so nervous after I asked a few more questions about the FB case. (I need to know what!)

Hahahah. So evil funny.

My Super Cute Baby!

I'm going to write about a child's development today.

Basically about Baby Maya's developments.



But before that......


Am just going to post a bunch of pictures!


Of my produce, Baby Maya!

P/S: If you are pregnant and need to stare at cute baby pictures, this is just perfect for you! Haha.

Simply me, simply you. Just us.

So adorable in the hood! Yo yooo hip hop yooo~~

My cute little one in the bubble

Banyak banyak patterns before sleeping..

Two fingers not enough. Stuff with three. Nom nom. Put all fingers in baru sedappp!

Fly away~~ I just love the first pix!!! Second pix - she was like, HUH? Third - OK, I'm bored now. Let me down.

Manjalitis... How to resist these manja faces?

My full-of-expression baby! Love the top right pix - like Shinchan hor? Haha!!!

I have become one of those parents who think that their children are the most absolute perfect ones in the whole world.

Look at her and tell me that I am wrong!

But I would have to kill you first. Haha.

Her journey starts on 18th April 2013.
And I have and will always be there to guide her through her journey of life. All the way.
Such a blessing.


Baby Maya is almost 4 months old now. She can -

• pulls to sit up with no head lag
• sits with straight back
• holds her head steady at 90degree (check picture above) when put prone
• turns head from side to side when lying on stomach
• rolls from prone to supine
• eyes follow object (her favourite BumbleBee) from side to side 180degree
• opens hands and loosely fist her ahands
• brings hands to mouth
• grasps the rattle when given to her
• squeals with delight
• wiggles and kicks with arms and legs
• screams at annoyance (yes really!)
• recognizes breast and bottles
• recognizes familiar voice (mine!) and faces at a distance
• turns head to sound (kepoh bit)
• smiles when smiled at
• laughs (damn cute!)
• babbles alot (sometimes shouts 'Ma' 'Ma' 'Ma' 'Meh meh meh' 'Ma ma ma')
• mouthing a little (when I say 'OoooOOo', her tiny mouth will try to follow. Very funny!)
• can peek-a-boo
• anticipates being lifted up
• quiets down at soothing voice or when held

All within her developmental milestones. 
Well done, Baby Maya.

Developmental milestone are a set of functional skills or age-specific tasks that most children can achieve doing at a certain age range. Different child reaches that milestone at different actual age.

Check your own little one's milestone here.

For older children:

KEY DEVELOPMENT WARNING SIGNS:

1. discrepant head size or crossing centile lines (too large or too small)
2. persistence of primitive reflexes >6mo
3. no response to environment or parent by 12mo
4. not walking by 18mo
5. no clear spoken words by 18mo
6. no two-word sentences by 2yo
7. problems with social interaction at 3yo
8. congenital anomalies, odd facies
9. any delay or failure to reach normal milestone

 (taken from Paediatric Protocols for Malaysian Hospitals 3rd edition)

Any worries or concerns ---> consult your paediatrician!

Hope this post is helpful! 

And let me know your favourite picture of Baby Maya!

While I go and attack her with tons of kisses.....

Ciaoz...

Day trip to Sibu!

Drove all the way to Sibu today. A family day trip!

Actually parents in law in town. Went back for dinner together. 

I used to hate the bumpy rocky road from Sarikei to Sibu. Absolutely hated it. Would curse and scold!! Imagine I was almost term pregnant that time and this stupid road made me wanna hurl bad!

Please Mr Taib, give the people here a safer alternative. The road here is like a plastic surgery went bad. Disaster actually. Tampal here and there! And the way they tampal the tar road... Walao! Wayyy higher and thicker than the original level. So, in the end, bumpier la! Like a ugly patchwork of road. 

Want to tampal instead of repairing the whole length of road - at least do a better job ma. Sometimes feel like its worse after they tampal "repair". Wtf.

But with this CX5, the journey is more pleasant. More bearable. Less like riding a friggin horse! 

Still, would appreciate a smoother straighter well lit road! Came back evening at 8pm. Bloody dark! At certain areas, it is pitch black!!! Wah piang!! No lamppost. Kns! There are people living in these rural areas. Dah la these poor people riding old almost-broken motorbike , sometimes with no/broken lights. Would be nice if someone bother to give them some lights on the road. Light their way home.

Enough digressing.

Before heading out.

On the way, in the car. Baby Maya's BIG FOOT! Not mine la.. 

Happily chit-chatting with Dear Hubby on the way. Sometimes it is during these kind of road trip that we reconnect and talk. Communicate. At home, sometimes both of us are too engrossed with our own work and stuff and Baby Maya, it is inevitable that we tend to kinda ignore each other. So whilst Baby Maya soundly asleep in my arms, we rekindled. ❤❤❤

Enjoying the serene scenery along the way. 

Went for Samurai Burgers once in Sibu. Freaking tasty! First time trying and the sauce is awesome... Hmmmm... Wish I could stuff two! 

Family pix on the go!

Later went to Tanahmas - our usual hangout place - for tea time with sis and bro-in law. 

Chillax abit!

The Hollywood cake too dry for my likings. Club Emas is like club sandwich and I love the super huge fries!

At home, Ah MA (she is actually Dear Hubby's paternal grandmother, but I follow and call her Ah MA too) spending some quality time with Baby Maya. Her fourth generation wey!

Baby Maya busy exploring new place!!!

Slightly exhausted when we finally reached home at 9pm. So glad to have finally showered! 

Ironed skirt and blouse for tomorrow.

Packed Medela bag. Packed Baby Maya's bag for The Nanny.

Time for some facial therapy. 

And I'm ready to tuck in! 

Good night!

P/S: Dear Dato LCW, I hope you win tonight! I'm too tired to watch your game but I wish you all the very best! Gambateh! You are the ONLY reason that all Malaysians, despite racial or religion or political differences, come together and unite as ONE! We stand behind you!!! Go Go Go!

ZZzzzzZZZzzzz

I'm sorry. Nursing mother very tired. Lol!


Hope all of you had a wonderful family day like I did!