The.Most.Embarrassing.Day.Of.My.Life.Ever.

OMG OMG OMG!!!

I just want to dig a hole in the ground and NEVER surface ever again! E.V.E.R.

What a day! What an embarrassing day! Ever. In. My. Life. FML. Ever.

If I was back in primary school and had to write an essay on "The most embarrassing day/incident in my life", today would be it. 

The F**king Most Embarrassing Day Of All Mediocre Embarrassing Days.

I have my fair share of siah suey paiseh incidents happened to me.
Who doesn't. Duh.

But this is THE WORST. Ever.


And to think it happened at work. -__-

I dunno how to show face ever again. Ever. Seriously...

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So, I am just going to shout it out loud and get this over with. Get it out of my system and out of my mind. I am not going to describe slowly because it is just toooo friggin tantalizing! OMG!!!

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I was expressing my breast milk in the room and my nurse walked in on me.

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There.

Out in the air.
Out from my mind.
Not my history anymore.
Ever.


Hahahhaha.... Hahahhaha.... Serious shit that happened.


I guess it is like when you are masturbating and someone walked in on you. I guess the exposed nakedness feeling is the same.
Like WTF. I looked like a frigging robotcop. *uuuwaaaahhh
Spoit la my image!!! ~~~
You know, with the pump hanging like that. *uuuwaaaaaa

Soooo damn freaking paisehhhh...
Arrghhh!!! KNS!

I wanna die of embarrassment.
Why must it happened to me!!! :((((

I won't even bother drawing a vivid image. You can go google and see how it is like. Or you will know when you have a nursing wife or sister or whoever. And to be seen like that by someone other than my own family.


Oh the horror. The shock. The terror. The torment. The vulnerability.

Just taunting me.

Wtf so many kns kns kns thing happening to me when Dear Hubby is not around!!! When I need a consoling hug the most!!! And someone to comfort me, telling me it is okay. Repeating to me that it is not so paiseh after all...

* anyways, for you American readers out there, 'paiseh' means embarrassed (can be noun or verb or adjective) in Hokkien *


Dear Hubby would probably say something like this (in his monotonous calming voice, of course): Why you paiseh. Everyone also have breasts. No need to paiseh. Your nurse is a female what. A mother of three lagi. She knows de la.

Probably.

He said the same thing many many years before. When one of my besties bla bla on me when I was bla bla bla in the toilet in Prague. Drunk. Hahhaha... Yes dear. If you are reading this. It's amazing how you still accept me and love me for who I am after that. Hahhaha... Hahahhahahhahahaaaaaaaa....... Not to mention another embarrassing stunt after my wedding dinner in Muar.

Ehhhh.... Wtf do I have so many embarrassing moments wan!!!


Probably no need to paiseh right? Right?

Plus, it already happened. Nothing I can do. I didn't even managed to cover up. -__-
Wtf. Stop stop! DO NOT go there anymore. Ever.


But, come to think of it.... I think my nurse might be feeling all the same things too. No? Right....?
She walked in on me.... like that. I don't know how is she going to erase that image away.
Will she see the two bottles hanging off me whenever she sees me now? Hahhahaha.....


Hahhaahaha..... OMG........ Hahhahaha....
Hahhaahahahahahha...... Why I so lame now... o__O


Now, I pity her more than me!
*uuuuwaaaa crying with mixed relief and still embarrassed

In case you are wondering, I DID locked the door la. You think I moron is it? I double locked it even!

It's just that she never gave a second thought of why the room is locked and straight away opened it with her spare keys.

And got the surprise of her life.

It happened in a split second and I don't even have time to process what was happening and it happened. 

Stunned like shit. -__-

Wtf kns.

There were two patients sitting outside that culprit room door. Opposite way.
Luckily they are all females. Mid-fourties. They are eye patients. Vision problem. Probably. Hopefully?


Haaaaiiihhhhh~~~
Why so eventful this week!!??!! With the egg explosion and now this.
*uuuwaaaaa such disbelief

Surreal.
Why la did it happened at all?!!??


My life has been a little monotonous lately.
Maybe God is trying to jolt me up.
And He decided to straight up with a high voltage.
-__- His way of waking me up.


Haih haih haih....
Hahhahahhahaa....

*fuuhhhh *exhale *inhale
*calm down calm down

I can get through this.
Because I am thick-faced  strong and brave enough. Hahahhaha......

Now let's hope I don't dream about this tonight.
And YOU don't dream of it!
Wtf if you do, please come over and I will slap the hell out of you!!!